Cleaning.

I have a chair in the middle of my room covered in crap.
My bookshelf is covered in crap.
My desk is completely covered and all the drawers are filled . . . with crap.
All my clean clothes are on a pile on my floor.
All my dirty clothes are in another pile on my floor.
There's a pile of crap on my floor.
A have a dresser filled and covered in crap.
My closet is especially full of crap.
Tomorrow I get to sleep in.
Tonight I clean!