Amazon

Sometimes you are going to order something on Amazon with a gift card, and you need to spend a little bit more money to get free shipping, but if you spend a little more money than that, it will cost more than the gift card... so you need to find something nice at a reasonable and very specific price . . . and it's tricky.

And here's a picture from the other Amazon!

In other news, Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson is f*cking brilliant.