One, Two, Buckle My Shoe

This is making me feel like I don't express myself through my feet enough.

Shoe Resolutions: Neon high tops by the end of high school, see through shoes by the end of life. Except summer of course. Summer is the best time for building up those rhino skin calluses that act like the soles of shoes by mid-August. Why need shoes if the bottoms of your feet can protect themselves? The only reason I wear shoes in the winter is to protect my lovely, warm socks. Oh, and social conformity...